Why Vampires Suck?

Okay. why VAMPIRES suck?

Why? You ask me why?!
I'll tell you, it's simple 3 logically, irresistibly, just-like-a-piece-of-cake-answers.

Reason 1
Well, you know how pale..or shall i say "fair" they are.
So imagine, if you ever, simply standing next to them
this is what you look like.

It's not tanned. Its B.L.A.C.K!
Oh well, typical Asian, huh?
=P

Reason 2
i bet a lot of people watched Twilight etc.
Some dying all the wanna-be Bella.
Why? Why? WHY?

Imagine when you kissed, and his/her fangs.. just cut your lips.
Eww...you'll be kissing blood, honey!

Reason 3
Why is people dying over vampires?
What happened to ware wolfs?

Whats wrong with Jacob?
He's so hot!

Edward Cullen?
No way!

Are you a Jacob-lover?
Welcome to the club, Vampires Suck.
Buuhuu~ =P

HuiJin Liew
credits to NuffNang

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